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Hilary Knight HYRDIVE Energy Water

“What in the name of Bobby Hull’s $1 million WHA contract is HYDRIVE Energy Water?” you ask. “Why does Hilary Knight love it? If I drink HYDRIVE Energy Water, will I suddenly transform into an Olympic athlete and superstar like Hilary Knight?”

Well, I’ll say this: nobody can prove that HYDRIVE Energy Water won’t suddenly transform you into an Olympic athlete and superstar like Hilary Knight. HYDRIVE, a “refreshing energy beverage brand with seven unique flavors that are only 30 calories each,” has the same amount of caffeine as leading energy drinks but without the chemical aftertaste or sugar crash found in other energy options. Also, nutrients and vitamins!

“What nutrients and vitamins?”

Shhh. Ones for athletes. Why are you being so difficult about this? Look at Hilary Knight enjoying HYDRIVE:

Hilary Knight HYRDIVE Energy Water
Admit it, you kind of want one of those energy drinks now, don’t you? Do it. Hilary Knight probably wants you to.

Hilary Knight

Don’t disappoint Hilary Knight.

Molly is not an athlete. She quickly got used to winning the “Best Smile” award at her family's Summer Olympics (an award made up especially for her by her grandmother, who felt bad that she never won anything else). But as they say, "Those who cannot do, write about it from the sidelines and provide orange slices at half time."

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