“What in the name of Bobby Hull’s $1 million WHA contract is HYDRIVE Energy Water?” you ask. “Why does Hilary Knight love it? If I drink HYDRIVE Energy Water, will I suddenly transform into an Olympic athlete and superstar like Hilary Knight?”
Well, I’ll say this: nobody can prove that HYDRIVE Energy Water won’t suddenly transform you into an Olympic athlete and superstar like Hilary Knight. HYDRIVE, a “refreshing energy beverage brand with seven unique flavors that are only 30 calories each,” has the same amount of caffeine as leading energy drinks but without the chemical aftertaste or sugar crash found in other energy options. Also, nutrients and vitamins!
“What nutrients and vitamins?”
Shhh. Ones for athletes. Why are you being so difficult about this? Look at Hilary Knight enjoying HYDRIVE:
Admit it, you kind of want one of those energy drinks now, don’t you? Do it. Hilary Knight probably wants you to.
Don’t disappoint Hilary Knight.