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Happy Wednesday everyone, stumbled across this story and thought it was funny- well maybe not the animal abuse part but rest assured it’s fictional. Enjoy!

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal”, he writes in his notebook.”But I’m not a Leafs fan,” the little hero said.”Sorry, since we’re in Toronto, I just assumed you were.” said the reporter and starts again. “Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack!” he continued writing in his notebook.

“I’m not a Jays fan either,” the boy said.

“I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or a Jays fan. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.

“I’m a Montreal Canadiens fan.” the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little French ******* from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

Winter was hooked on hockey by age 6, when she first witnessed a bench clearing brawl between the Boston Bruins and the Ottawa Senators. Growing from hockey fan to hockey player, Winter followed her passions by founding The Pink Puck. While she also loves fashion and the outdoors, hockey will always be her center ice. Email: winter@thepinkpuck.com Twitter: @Winter_Adams

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