Hockey Laughs

A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Flyers fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Dougie…

The teacher looks at Dougie and says, “Doug, you’re not a Flyers fan?” He says, “Nope, I’m a Bruins fan!” She says, “Well why are you a Bruins fan and not a Flyers fan?” to which Dougie replies, “Well, my mom is a Bruins fan, and my dad is a Bruins fan, so I’m a Bruins fan.”

The teacher’s not real happy. She’s a little hot under the collar. She says, “Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!” Dougie says, “Then I’d be a Flyers fan!”